Well, I’m off for pastures greener. Sorry I haven’t spoken for a few days but I’ve been away from work, getting involved in all sorts of monkey business. I am still sober, in case you were wondering, and it seems to be going okay. I actually feel pretty good about it, to tell you the truth. I have been concerned that in giving up drinking my life would be less exciting or fun, which may well be true, but in return I seem to be feeling a twinge in the back of my neck that may be this thing you hu-mans call ‘self-respect.’ Shh, don’t tell anybody.
But yes, I am heading out for the East Coast on a long-overdue vacation. What adventure will I find out in the wild maritime provinces? Who can say; perhaps what I will really find is… myself?
Have fun. Without endangering yourself, I mean.
ReplyDeleteShut up, Bradley. You suck.
ReplyDeleteubermilf is seeming to be more bi-polar than usual.
ReplyDeleteJust saying hello
ReplyDeleteAnd good-bye.
LOL adam... by God you're right!
ReplyDeleteDash Bradley is a punk-ass bitch!
ReplyDeleteI didn't mean it! I love you! Come back!
ReplyDeleteI love a boy
ReplyDeleteHis name is Dash
He always dresses
With panache
He makes me itchy
Like a Rash
Oh I Love Dash
Plus, while you were gone, someone called me a bad name.
ReplyDeleteI'm over it now.
ubermilf, let me know if you need anyone to fly up and smack that bad-name-caller around.
ReplyDeleteDash, can you come back already?
you know what, Adam, you're very sweet. But the troubled individual who called me a "dumb cunt" has since vacated his blog.
ReplyDeleteWhy, would you ask, would I deserve such a bad name? Because I told another female blogger that I was going to delink him from my site due to him being a jerk. And he flew off the handle!
But I wrote a post about cunts. Apparently you can order a cunt coloring book, there is a cunt circus and there is a movie called "Cunt Dykula." I would never have learned such fascinating facts had I not been called a cunt!
Dash, you are seeking the ultimate goal. You. Journey well.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to you?
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