Who likes to party?!?!

There's a new dance-bar that's opened downtown, inexplicably called 'The Library.' I'm not sure they've quite nailed the interests of their target-patron; it has also led to exchanges like this:

6-ft Mongoloid Coworker: Hey, I went to the library on Saturday.
Me: You went to a library?
6fMC: Yeah! I picked up this bitch and totally fucked her pussy! Wooooooh! Yeah! Fuckshit!
Me: Oh.

I'm paraphrasing slightly.