Amusing Myself

One of the reasons I started this site was to create a set of links to all the things on the net that have amused me over the years. This tops the list. It's a gloriously insane article where Vincent Gallo interviews himself. It is very, very funny. I quote:

"HIM: I don't trust or love anyone.
ME: Why?
HIM: Because people are all creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies. "

Marvelous. And why the fuck did no one tell me that this existed? "Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo"? Why, that's just the greatest fucking thing ever! My jaw dropped when I spotted it at the video store; I watched it and it is pretty good. I'm not entirely certain that Toshiro Mifune is playing the same samurai as he was in Yojimbo and Sanjuro, though; I think that might just be marketing. Incidentally, if you don't know who or what Zatoichi, Yojimbo, Sanjuro or Toshiro Mifune are, fuck you.