A sad comment on my life

Friday I was at a strip club with some friends. A dancer comes up, strips for the first two songs. Last song, she pulls out, and I shit you not, two remote control cars with dildos taped to them. She then hands out the remote controls to two lucky fellas in the audience, one of whom was my friend, and encourages them to try and drive the cars into her.
My thought when I see this: "Oh yeah, I remember her."
Incidentally, my friend reports that fucking a woman with a dildo taped to a remote control car while you sit ten feet away is harder than you'd think.