The beginning of the end
In every science fiction movie containing robots, the robots inevitably rebel and try to destroy humanity. Oh sure, we dismiss it as ridiculous; why would we ever build intelligent robots with the capacity to kill us?
Look at this.
What the fuck are these people thinking? Oh sure, it's so cute to have a robot playing the trumpet, but it won't be that cute when it's signaling the robot revolt! And I wonder what "natural" expression will be on Actroid's face when she's throttling you with her lifelike hands! And those garbage robots will be of great use when the robots need to clear all the dead fucking bodies out of the streets! This is it, people, this is the end times and I'm the only one who sees it!
So if you happen to be at the World Expo in Japan this year, look for me; I'll be the naked guy* with the shotgun saving your child's fucking life!
Sic semper... robotus(?)!
*Think about it.
Look at this.
What the fuck are these people thinking? Oh sure, it's so cute to have a robot playing the trumpet, but it won't be that cute when it's signaling the robot revolt! And I wonder what "natural" expression will be on Actroid's face when she's throttling you with her lifelike hands! And those garbage robots will be of great use when the robots need to clear all the dead fucking bodies out of the streets! This is it, people, this is the end times and I'm the only one who sees it!
So if you happen to be at the World Expo in Japan this year, look for me; I'll be the naked guy* with the shotgun saving your child's fucking life!
Sic semper... robotus(?)!
*Think about it.
posted by Dash Bradley at 5:28 PM
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