My fellow Bloggers
So, as you know, I enjoy frequenting other blogs. It’s a great way to connect with other people, and learn something at the same time! Anyway, here are some entries from various blogs I visit that I find inspiring or uplifting:
"God, I’m so stupid. I don’t know why I bother writing anything because nobody reads it, anyway. Even if they did they would just comment to say, "You’re stupid," which I am. That’s why I don’t blame Stephanie for breaking up with me. I’m surprised she ever went out with me, at all, I’m such a loser. I smell, too, and I have that thing on my back, that growth or whatever. The cream isn’t working. I’m not even smart, or anything, I should just go away and stop bothering everyone. I’m going to start a town called Loserville, and I’ll be the mayor. Only losers will live there, and they’ll hate me too. Our main export will be loss, and our baseball team will always lose. I’m just so retarded! I suck! I really suck!"
coolmikey27, who runs the Sunshine blog
"Okay, Britney, you need to shut the fuck UP because you don’t know anything about anything and your just a HOOCH and BJ told me you have totally snowballed him and your just a LIAR so you need to get real. And Tiffany? FUCK you, Tiffany, because your so OVER and you’re such bullshit and you think your so cool but you are not cool and you should stop acting cool because it’s not cool. So fuck you and stop spreading lies about me. You too, Brandon, you totally have a small dick and everyone knows it so it’s not even a big deal that I told everyone. Your a total liar and your so WACK and everyone knows it. You are so last week. Brenda? You bitch! Fuck you and stop spreading lies about me. Everyone’s laughing at you. They are laughing at you, you cheap stupid bitch so shut up. No one believes you, ANYWAY, since you told everyone that you blew the guy who played "Chunk" in the Goonies. You are so full of shit! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU!"
Amber22 at the Fuzzykitten blog.
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! I’m in hell! Aaaaaahhhhhhh! Aaaaaaahhhhh! Aaaaaahhhh! Oahhhhhhwwww! Oaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Ahhh! Hell! Aahhhh!
Oh God! Oh God! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Aaaaaaaaahhhh! Ahh!"
Clifton19 at the Divorced Dad blog
"Dude! Sorry I haven’t posted in a while but I’ve been so busy fucking hotties! College is awesome! I had a totally killer weekend. I was at the bar and this fag touched my arm, so me and my bros totally beat the fuck out of him. It was awesome! He was seriously injured! He’s totally in the hospital, now. The bouncer tried to kick us out but Groenuts totally pulled a gun! That dude is so crazy! So Groenuts shot the bouncer in the leg. It was awesome! He’s in jail now, which sucks, because he is a serious bro. Whatever, dude! At least I wasn’t nailed as an accessory! Dude! Than me and Brandon went to the Tequiliria and got totally bombed! Than he totally picked up these hotties! He is the man. If I was a chick I would so fuck him. I can imagine how it would go, too. I think about it like all the time.
So I fucked this hottie and I totally came first! Woo! I am the man! I am! Then she got all bitch on me. She’s like: "will I see you again?" And I’m like: "Woah! Did we get married and I just missed it. Fuck you!" She totally started crying. It was awesome! Anyway, I just did some meth so I’ve got to go study now. Woooh! Med school!"
Curtis3546 at the Young Christian Student blog
"Hey, Mr. Bush, would you mind telling us where Osama Bin Laden is? ‘Cuz I don’t seem to see him, anywhere. How is the war on terror going? I know the war on the people of Iraq is going badly. At least the war on the truth is going well! So is the war on the youth of America! We’re killing more of them than ever! Congratulations Mr. Bush! Osama Bin Bush! When are you going to tell us the truth, Mr. Bush? When do the American people hear the truth? I guess never! I guess we’ll have to make up the truth just like you do EVERY FUCKING DAY! EVERY DAY YOU FUCKING LIAR! AAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAHHHH! Why did she leave me? AAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAHHH!"
Leon666 at the My Casual Musings Blog
Ho ho ho. Reading these blogs always makes me appreciate the rich tapestry of human experiences. Isn’t that what blogs are all about? Yes, it is.
"God, I’m so stupid. I don’t know why I bother writing anything because nobody reads it, anyway. Even if they did they would just comment to say, "You’re stupid," which I am. That’s why I don’t blame Stephanie for breaking up with me. I’m surprised she ever went out with me, at all, I’m such a loser. I smell, too, and I have that thing on my back, that growth or whatever. The cream isn’t working. I’m not even smart, or anything, I should just go away and stop bothering everyone. I’m going to start a town called Loserville, and I’ll be the mayor. Only losers will live there, and they’ll hate me too. Our main export will be loss, and our baseball team will always lose. I’m just so retarded! I suck! I really suck!"
coolmikey27, who runs the Sunshine blog
"Okay, Britney, you need to shut the fuck UP because you don’t know anything about anything and your just a HOOCH and BJ told me you have totally snowballed him and your just a LIAR so you need to get real. And Tiffany? FUCK you, Tiffany, because your so OVER and you’re such bullshit and you think your so cool but you are not cool and you should stop acting cool because it’s not cool. So fuck you and stop spreading lies about me. You too, Brandon, you totally have a small dick and everyone knows it so it’s not even a big deal that I told everyone. Your a total liar and your so WACK and everyone knows it. You are so last week. Brenda? You bitch! Fuck you and stop spreading lies about me. Everyone’s laughing at you. They are laughing at you, you cheap stupid bitch so shut up. No one believes you, ANYWAY, since you told everyone that you blew the guy who played "Chunk" in the Goonies. You are so full of shit! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCK YOU!"
Amber22 at the Fuzzykitten blog.
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! I’m in hell! Aaaaaahhhhhhh! Aaaaaaahhhhh! Aaaaaahhhh! Oahhhhhhwwww! Oaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Ahhh! Hell! Aahhhh!
Oh God! Oh God! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Aaaaaaaaahhhh! Ahh!"
Clifton19 at the Divorced Dad blog
"Dude! Sorry I haven’t posted in a while but I’ve been so busy fucking hotties! College is awesome! I had a totally killer weekend. I was at the bar and this fag touched my arm, so me and my bros totally beat the fuck out of him. It was awesome! He was seriously injured! He’s totally in the hospital, now. The bouncer tried to kick us out but Groenuts totally pulled a gun! That dude is so crazy! So Groenuts shot the bouncer in the leg. It was awesome! He’s in jail now, which sucks, because he is a serious bro. Whatever, dude! At least I wasn’t nailed as an accessory! Dude! Than me and Brandon went to the Tequiliria and got totally bombed! Than he totally picked up these hotties! He is the man. If I was a chick I would so fuck him. I can imagine how it would go, too. I think about it like all the time.
So I fucked this hottie and I totally came first! Woo! I am the man! I am! Then she got all bitch on me. She’s like: "will I see you again?" And I’m like: "Woah! Did we get married and I just missed it. Fuck you!" She totally started crying. It was awesome! Anyway, I just did some meth so I’ve got to go study now. Woooh! Med school!"
Curtis3546 at the Young Christian Student blog
"Hey, Mr. Bush, would you mind telling us where Osama Bin Laden is? ‘Cuz I don’t seem to see him, anywhere. How is the war on terror going? I know the war on the people of Iraq is going badly. At least the war on the truth is going well! So is the war on the youth of America! We’re killing more of them than ever! Congratulations Mr. Bush! Osama Bin Bush! When are you going to tell us the truth, Mr. Bush? When do the American people hear the truth? I guess never! I guess we’ll have to make up the truth just like you do EVERY FUCKING DAY! EVERY DAY YOU FUCKING LIAR! AAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAHHHH! Why did she leave me? AAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAHHH!"
Leon666 at the My Casual Musings Blog
Ho ho ho. Reading these blogs always makes me appreciate the rich tapestry of human experiences. Isn’t that what blogs are all about? Yes, it is.
posted by Dash Bradley at 10:19 PM
4 Comments:
Amber22 is a fucking whore and she KNOWS IT!!! YOU BITCH!
Well, I guess pain is part of the tapestry. The sad, brilliant thing about those posts is I could relate to the pain and frustration in them on a very visceral level, despite feeling no desire to live in the town of loserville, where all are losers, and all hate the top loser. Still, I could relate.
I totally had sex with Amber and it was WHACK man. She's a total ho! She tried to get with my brother the day after she stayed over--in my kitchen!!!!! You bitch Amber. You fucking fucking bitch!
Hi, I'm writing on Amber's behalf. She's pretty upset about all these rumours being spread about her. Amber has become a Christian and no longer sleeps around, OK, you assholes? Stop spreading rumours about my friend!
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