Now!
Okay, I'm quitting drinking nnnnnnow.
No, wait! Nnnnnnnnnnoooow!
(drinks himself unconsciousness and wakes up on bathroom floor)
Okay, nnnnnnnnnow.
"I said what? To who? When? Really? Sheeeee-it."
Now!
"Hmm. The underside of my toilet could use a cleaning..."
Now!
"Okay, just the one drink."
Now!
(Falls out of tree/into river/out of car/onto ass)
Now!
"You think I have a problem? You?"
Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!
Okay.
Now.
No, wait! Nnnnnnnnnnoooow!
(drinks himself unconsciousness and wakes up on bathroom floor)
Okay, nnnnnnnnnow.
"I said what? To who? When? Really? Sheeeee-it."
Now!
"Hmm. The underside of my toilet could use a cleaning..."
Now!
"Okay, just the one drink."
Now!
(Falls out of tree/into river/out of car/onto ass)
Now!
"You think I have a problem? You?"
Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!
Okay.
Now.
posted by Dash Bradley at 3:54 PM
2 Comments:
i admire your humor about your situation... i would say you sound just like me, but im not trying to stop drinking at any time... if you have a serious problem, i wish all the luck to try to find peace and the will to stop. alchoholism is a serious issue. but just so you know, that made me laugh so hard while i was reading it!!
ok im done right....... now!
thanks, i appreciate the comment. i guess alcoholism is a serious issue, but making fun of things (especially myself)is what keeps me going. i'm glad you liked it.
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