Pirates!

Travelling over seas? Better check the piracy report!
Shiver me timbers! How marvellous that such a thing exists.
Tired of being being boarded? Considered the latest in anti-piracy technology!
Avast, I want some of that shit for my apartment.
If you think yacht pirates are too wimpy, try some truly vicious pirates. Radio pirates!
If you like that, me hearties, join the crew!
Old school! Learn about pirates back in tha day!
Like pirates, me buckos? Fucking eat one!
Little swabbies getting on your nerves? Put them to work!
Arrrrr, matey. I am fucking bored.