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Got your attention? Good, so let's talk about porno. Last night I was at a friends house watching tv, and we found some soft-core porn. It was something about models, and it was really bizarre, because it was so ineptly made. It had terrible porno-grade actors, who delivered their horrible porno-grade dialogue in a wooden, porno-grade fashion. The sets were obviously peoples' apartments. There was tons of random stock footage, shot on video. The music was not even porno-grade; it was playboy-grade.
But there was no penetration! None! All the sex was completely simulated. This was patently obvious to anyone who has ever actually had sex. These guys clearly had their dicks up against the girls back, or stomach or whatever. It was naked dry-humping, which is the stupidest fucking thing I can think of right now. I mean, presumably, one would make a soft-core porn movie because you'd be able to show it on tv, or in legitimate video stores, or something. But without actual fucking, you'd think they'd try and put something in the film of possible value to anyone. Who watches this shit? Kids? Old people? Why watch porn without the porn?
I don't want to cast the impression that I'm a real porn aficionado or anything. It's just that, for some reason, useless redundant things really enrage me. Justify your existence, soft-core porn!