Larceny!

I don't normally like to steal links from other blogs, but this is simply too funny.
Thank you, everlasting blort.

***Update! 04/02/05! No! You maniacs! You blew it up! They took away the link! Why? Oh, fuck, why? So, yeah, forget this post. I don't know what the link above will lead you to, so I take no ownership of it. Goodbye, "they shot him in the fucking head," goodbye.***