In praise of older websites

This is mosttly for my own benefit, but i wanted to put up some links to some of my favorite pieces from mcsweeneys.

"Move over, Mr. Starchpants!"

"It means I am in hell"

"I'm Sick Of You, Wichita. I'm Sick Of You And I'm Sick Of Your Shit."

"Hey, let's cut this baby in half and see if that settles things!"

"This is one of the great torture sequences in '80s children's films"

This stuff makes me ashamed to write.